Do you miss the stressful days when Puppet was your counselor and frantic demands for help were answered with calm and soothing platitudes?
Those days have returned. Simply install this module and run the puppet agent at least once; then serenity shall return by simply invoking:
$ puppet help easter egg
I take no liability for the use of this module. It's just for fun and has no real useful purpose. For background, see PUP-8701. Also, @slippycheeze is the actual genius behind this.